Atmospheric Dispute: The Boy and The Girl

Oh dear! With this weather, that cosmic joker seems to be playing cat and mouse with El Niño (The boy) and La Niña (The girl). How ironic that in this game of atmospheric power, it's La Niña taking the lead! It's as if the weather is trying to balance the gender forces in climate. Do we now have to worry about a cold front with gender consciousness? Who knows! But at least we can be sure of one thing: the weather is as confused as the rest of us in this new world of climate equality. It seems like a joke, doesn't it?